The Firm’s silencing techniques have worked! Hallelujah!
September 13, 2008
It doesn’t look like Cancer Boy is going to be in any trouble at all if the latest news is anything to go by.
According to the Adelaide Advertiser
“The police say while they have taken a “very proactive approach to it”, no one had made a formal complaint.”
That’s so not true. I was just getting my $2 million dollar claim formalised.
After all, can we so soon forget? Is someone going to make a formal complaint or what? This is the time, I tell ya, to have recovered memories of donations you made to the guy in the chair above for no reason. It’s a bit like fake cancer, only different.
See, they’ve already started paying:
” “Unless further information comes to light or people that may have been affected by Mr Guglielmucci action’s come forward, no further police investigations are likely,” he said.
At the centre of the inquiry was a website, established by a friend of Mr Guglielmucci, asking for donations to the Praying Together for Mike Guglielmucci cancer cause.
“We have tracked that but as far as monetary amounts are concerned, we can’t comment on that,” Det-Supt Jeffery said.
Despite two people complaining to The Advertiser about feeling duped after donating money to cause, police said the majority of people who gave money were interstate.
No one has yet made any formal complaint to police interstate.
Mr Guglielmucci’s father, Danny, the founder of Edge Church at Reynella, yesterday confirmed four people had received refunds after writing to a post office box the church established.
“They were small amounts,” a spokesman said yesterday.”
REFUNDS?????!!!!!
DO YOU HEAR THAT WORD REFUNDS? IT’S MY FAVOURITE WORD AFTER CREDIT!!!
Small amounts means they put away sooooo much more expecting huge claims and they can’t believe every single person who gave feels too guilty and hell-bound if they ask for their money back…Brainwashing is a mighty mighty tool.
I’m going to my room to cry.
Mike Guglielmucci knows how old they are
September 1, 2008
Cancer Boy made my heart race too fast last week. I’m too old for the Pentecostal roller coaster these days: Revelations of fake cancer, an addiction to ADULT porn, Today Tonight, a move in PR excellence, and the biggest outpouring of love for fraudsters since Milli Vanilli had to give the Grammy back. And all they did was a little Ashlee Simpson…
I have definitely decided that this is one of my top five TV Evangelist Happenings:
Please comment here as there were many contestants that sprung to mind almost immediately.
My personal top 5 mental health poster children of the TV evangelists would have to be:
5. Pastor Mike Guglielmucci fakes his own bone cancer while writing Christian music about being sick
4. Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker commit every sin against the bible and fashion imaginable. And some no one had thought up.
3. Benny Hinn announces that Jesus Christ will appear on stage with him (you must watch this)
2. Jimmy Swaggart’s biblically spectacular confession of epic proportions
and as I said if you think there’s a stronger contender by all means speak up, but I think the most ingenious and successful fraud campaign by a TV evangelist is
1. Oral Roberts says God will kill him if he doesn’t get 8 million dollars.
It’s my favourite because it’s just straight up spiritual extortion. No two ways about it. Oral was the GodFather of the AoG, the original Organised Criminal of the AoG, the Brando, the Don, whatever you want to call him.
Mikie showed such strong promise as an AoG extortionist, but it’s back to the dungeon for him, until restoration is complete. Mikie’s such an amateur. For one, he admitted he made the whole thing up. Something a true AoG professional would NEVER do. It’s like a magician saying I didn’t really saw the pretty lady in half.
We know you guys make everything up, Cancer Boy. If your legs weren’t broken before, I’d be avoiding dark alleys in the Bible Belt if I were you Mikie.
Last thinkings…Cancer Boy and Daddy Danny have been very specific that Danny was “addicted to ADULT pornography” , just so as you know it wasn’t CHILD porn that made him tell everyone he was terminally ill. What was wrong with the voices from a neighbours dog like the Son of Sam? Ah, the good old days.
Which means Cancer Boy knew the difference between PORN and VERY BAD PORN. Almost like the difference between right and wrong, or having cancer and faking it to get international fame. Amazing lucidity again for someone who pulls out their own hair and rides around in a wheelchair just to get their father’s attention.
Amanda Guglielmucci is one smart lady
August 28, 2008
When you’re Married to the Mob, your choices are limited.
Like our own Judy Moran or Roberta Williams , you won’t hear a mobster’s wife dissing her man. But in true Underbelly fashion Amanda knew nothing. She just never made it to the doctor’s with Mike. Not once. Why would she?
Can you imagine your spouse being sick with terminal cancer and not once meeting a doctor? These guys have all kinds of faith.
So Amanda Whoever-she-was before she married big obviously knows her place in the Firm. She likes Mikie and all his mysterious illnesses; she’s probably like a nurse or something helpful like that. Was that is, until she stopped work to care for him.
Daddy Danny with his dodgy goatee has brainwashed this one well. She is able to parrot an AoG response to this problem so well, I want to rush right up to her and throw her a bunch of flowers on stage. She says
“We’re just not going to rush anything, we’re gonna walk through the process, however slowly it needs to happen, in order for the healing and restoration to be complete and then we’ll go from there.”
She’s very smart. The Firm doesn’t approve of resistance. Even if your husband is a porno freak Cancer Boy, you smile and say yes and Jesus loves us. Otherwise you’re history. They’ll paint you up as a frigid psychopath and get everybody on side with the one who was faithful, and didn’t doubt the promises of the National Executive God…
She knows her place, and she’ll be knowing it better when she has to do jail visits. Then she’ll know what being part of the Firm is all about…till death do us part. Still Amanda is a good Christian.
Mrs Guglielmucci said her faith in God had remained unmoved throughout the ordeal.
“At times like this, it’s just a stronger resolve,” she said.
I guess if you can believe the world is 6000 years old and that Cancer Boy was on death’s door you’ll believe that this was God’s will like everything else.
Amanda’s Mikie’s good girl. His really good girl. And that’s just how Mikie likes em.
I found my Xmas card photo early this year!!!
August 26, 2008
A lot of you are thinking I’m over the top, I know. You’re saying it’s too early to get excited about the holidays, but to heck with it!!!! I can’t get enough of this photo. I know you say but why, why be so narrow about one picture, especially when there’s this one WITH WHEELS INCLUDED????:
and then there’s this one of course, a favourite amongst the elderly and terminally ill, people who perhaps, just perhaps have no one understanding to leave their lonely millions to. This one’s tempting….
He looks like he’s practically
at home with Jesus here….
But above we have the entire National Executive in this tremendous photo opportunity unified in praying for one of their own sons to be healed of a cancer that God’s finest can’t tell is already healed, hallelujah!
Mostly my favourite part is Father Brian’s obvious discomfort with having to go near a human being who is suffering (even though Cancer Boy looks like he just came back from chopping down a forest)
Father Brian is keeping as far a distance as possible from all that negative attitude, cancer talk and humanity. He’s willing to extend a hand, but Father Brian is happy the brothers are there to do the up close and icky stuff. He was never called to be a people person.
I’ve changed my mind about Father Brian too, thinking about that. He displays almost the same revulsion at the thought of genuine human emotion and this whole “real” bit that I do. Or maybe Father Brian just knew about the movies Cancer Boy had been watching and didn’t want to catch anything.
We knew nothing! AoG confirms stupidity again!
August 25, 2008
Okely, dokely. So now, Adelaide franchisee pastor Daddy Danny Guglielmucci has read a statement to the shareholders congregation that talks about how he and his wife Shazza and even Cancer Boy Mikie’s Wife Amanda didn’t know a thing.
This is incredible. We’re talking about a man who believes in prosperity theology and faith healing, someone who claimes to know a lot. We’re talking about one of Father Brian’s best buds. You telling me Father Brian didn’t know AGAIN?
This is so weird cos this happens happens all the time. Father Brian never knew about what his dad was doing with young people when it was time to lay hands on them, NOBODY knew about what happened to the girls at Mercy Ministries despite months and months of sending emails to the Nancys and Darlenes of the world.
And now, despite knowing stuff like that he has to buy a piece of land for $28,000,000, Father Brian doesn’t even get told by the Big Guy that his mate’s kid IS FAKING CANCER????!!! Freakier than that, NOT ONE other person around Cancer Boy got told either! Not his father, or any of his international pastor accomplices peers.
I’m shocked. Why does God tell them everything else about who’s good, who’s bad, who to vote for, what to wear, and who to give money to, but not this? I thought these guys were talking on the mainline!
People wonder why I can’t watch Neighbours. It’s not the acting I swear. It’s getting brought up by the Penties, the drama don’t come any better than this!
So here’s my favourite part. As part of his speech to the mentally kidnapped audience Daddy Danny, having finished with how painful the whole cancer thing had been to him and Shaz, announced that Mikie knew what he was doing the whole time, but couldn’t figure a way out. He knew what he was doing when he wrote the song, but he couldn’t tear himself away from being the biggest evangelist hero the world has ever known.
In September in 2006, Mike had an accident and went to hospital. It was at this time, because of his torment of living a double life, Mike thought he could escape the pain by creating a diversion from his addiction to adult pornography, so he created the cancer scenario.
The pain of this addiction was so deep that he started something he couldn’t stop and proceeded on a downward spiral that led to him experiencing pain and suffering that resulted in constant vomiting and many other symptoms of a genuine sufferer.
This goes a long way to prove intent. I would have stuck with a purely psychiatric defense and gone for diminished responsibility. He could have found a good psych with a specialty in Munchausen syndrome. If everyone kept their mouth shut, the way they have so far, the whole thing could have been over in a year. A judge would have given him a good behaviour bond at worst and insanity at best. Counselling and a small donation to the Cancer Council and it’s over.
But DaddyO just couldn’t keep his look-at-me-but-blame-the-porn trap shut.Now there’s clear intent. Now there’s lucidity. Now there’s fraud.
I’m just kicking back waiting for Mikie’s phone billt to come in. Big Daddy Danny will be reading that like a hawk. Hope he doesn’t dial up any of those trillion 1900 numbers. He’s gonna get to know his son like God never told him about before.
Porn makes you lie about being terminally ill. There had to be a slut somewhere to blame for this.
August 23, 2008
And in the latest installment of Pastors Who Lie About Bone Cancer, father of the year Mike Brady Danny Gugglielmucci is wondering what he missed. Apparently it was the stacks of playboys under his son’s bed from the time he was 12. Too bad he was travelling state to state raising cash for the AoG and Family First to take his kid to the doctor though.
Anyfraud, the Gugglielmuccis Senior saw no point in taking young Mikie to a doctor at the same time when he started getting ‘mystery illnesses.’ I know nothing but maybe some child abuse experts would like to chime in here. But who needs a doctor when you’ve got faith right? These people should be jailed or hospitalised or both. And besides, going to the doctor might admit something was wrong.
So nice to see Daddy Danny act all caring and sharing, when other community members report the fear his children had all through their lives of Daddy himself.
Poor sick Mikie. Too much porn makes a person lie about cancer, and have a bestselling single with it.
You know what the question is. Not how did Mikie make himself vomit, pull out his hair and get nosebleeds when he was around his father and his used car salesman mates. Not even where were the doctors?
It’s what made Mikie suddenly confess? He was on to a good and sweet thing, and it was only getting better. He couldn’t have had a moment of insight or conscience. These are both concepts absent from the pastor’s job description. So what was it that Mikie couldn’t hide anymore?
Was it because Jenna Jameson retired?
Maybe he’d been watching everything she ever did, and the thought of never seeing her oxygen tanks again was truly killing him. I know a lot of men are devestated by it, but Mikie why give up your day job? Come on, you can be honest with us, like you have all along. Maybe you could write a song about it?
Poor Danny G. “It’s horrendous because we don’t have that sort of stuff around. He was raised in a Christian home; we’ve never brought that stuff into our home.”
And he still can’t see the problem. Betcha Mike’s getting one hell of a belting when he gets home.
SCANK Rose Kidman Urban is here
July 8, 2008
Like it shouldn’t be illegal for aliens to reproduce.
SCANK girl apparently birthed the future of bad Country and Western music on Monday and called it Sunday Rose. She should have just called it SCANK Rose Cyrus and been honest. SCANK Rose was born in Tennessee and the only thing she has going for her is her mother’s parenting history. If the amount of time SCANK Sr spent with Connor and Isabella, at least this magazine cover child won’t have to spend much time with the Botoxed One inbetween treatments. I’m too depressed thinking about the media we’re still going to have to cop in Australia, given the fame of the SCANKy gang.
All I can think of is SCANK scavenging for those precious stem cells to take home and inject. Or she could freeze them with the embryo SCANK she desperately saved last time. She was trying to prove that Tom was fertile straight and she thinks that by producing a baby the world will see her as a mother. I’m looking forward already to the the SCANKy dearest novel in 30 years time.
Watch for ‘Keith Urban goes back to rehab‘ headlines soon when he realises the scary creature he’s married created. I wonder if SCANK Rose will have a big Ronald McDonald afro like her mother. Watch out for little orphan Annie being reprised in oh say about 8 years from now.
Here’s what dlisted said:
I hate Peter Cook
July 4, 2008
Who does this guy think he is? Not only did he cheat on a supermodel, but he picked on Billy Joel’s daughter!!! I HATE HIM. I’m so glad Christie is sharing him with the world. And the loser was that guy that threatens to kill himself when you break up with him who is over the age of 14. He could have done the world a favour, but he couldn’t go through with that either. People magazine says:
Brinkley detailed a call she received from Cook shortly after she discovered news of his shocking affair in 2006, describing her estranged husband as being hysterical and suicidal. “He was sobbing and said he was driving erratically and that, ‘I’m going to drive into a tree,’” Brinkley said on the stand. “I said, ‘Pull over. You need help.’ He said, ‘No, I’m going to kill myself.’ Then I spent the rest of the day trying to find a place he could go to get help.”
I think I dated him a few times. Can he get any worse?
People then tells us that
Christie Brinkley and Diana Bianchi Photo by: Lisa Mauceri / INF; Mary Altaffer / AP
After a long day on the witness stand, Brinkley told reporters she wanted to let Diana Bianchi, 21, know that she forgives her.
“I’d just like to say after two days of testimony that I can’t help but think about Diana Bianchi, and I want her and her family to know that I feel really badly for them,” said Brinkley. “I feel bad for her and I forgive her completely.”
“She was manipulated.”
A source says that on Wednesday, Bianchi approached Brinkley’s daughter Alexa Joel, 20, outside the courtroom and apologized.
“Diana said, ‘I am sorry for the pain I have caused you and your family,’” says the source. “Alexa then hugged her and said, ‘We have all been through a lot.’”
Now that’s the attitude. She knows who Alexa Ray Joel is. She’s like the Shiloh of the late 80’s. I don’t care who she looks like. She’s CoverGirl royalty.
Get your Frankincense ready…
July 2, 2008
The Holy Mother has checked herself into hospital so that the next Shiloh Nouveau (new Messiah) and twin can be born. This is so exciting, not diminished at all by Jennifer Anniston’s grief. Woohoo!!!!!! She’s like the guy who turned down the Beatles. She must kick herself black and blue everyday. Or she should. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…Ange looks so great….
Angelina Jolie has checked into a hospital in the South of France in anticipation of giving birth to twins, the Associated Press reports.
“There’s no urgency,” hospital representative Nadine Bauer tells the AP. “[Jolie's admittance has] been planned for a long time.”
Bauer added, “She’s very well. Everything is fine.”
Jolie and Brad Pitt are expecting their fifth and sixth children. The clan currently consists of Maddox, 6, Pax, 4, Zahara, 3, and Shiloh, 2.
more messiah news here
I’m so looking forward to this one
July 2, 2008
CENTRAL ISLIP, N.Y. — There’s not much the public hasn’t seen of Christie Brinkley.
Whether it’s in next-to-nothing swimsuits in Sports Illustrated or starring in ex-husband Billy Joel’s rock videos or in countless boldface tabloid mentions, the quintessential California blond cover girl has become a fixture on the cultural landscape.
And now Brinkley’s divorce from her fourth husband, Hamptons architect Peter Cook, is about to be aired in full public view as a trial opens Wednesday on Long Island.
It’s rare for divorce cases to go to trial and be open to the public. Brinkley, 54, opposed a move by a legal guardian for her children that would have closed the proceedings to the public, apparently comfortable with the prospect that Cook’s alleged affair with an 18-year-old employee and other intimate details of their 10-year marriage will be ripe for public consumption.