Shut up Perez and get to Al-Anon
July 5, 2008
One has to check with Perez Hilton even if one has to look away from his uncanny resemblance to Big Gay Al. i LOVE BGA how dare Mario try to impersonate him.But the reason he makes me sick to my stomach is for stuff like this:
Just Askin’
Filed under: Courtney Love > Frances Bean Cobain 
Frances Bean Cobain picks up a coffee in Malibu on Thursday and displays some weird markings all over her arm.
Why would she scribble all over herself???
Was she drunk/high????
Frances Bean, you need to stay far FAR away from the drugs, honey!
Just sayin’!
[Image via National Photo Group.]
WHO IS HE TO COMMENT LIKE A GRANDMOTHER ABOUT FRANCES BEAN? CLEARLY SHE’S A LITTLE EMO, AS WE ALL WOULD BE, AND SHE TOOK TO HERSELF WITH SOME ANGE LIKE MARKINGS WITH A FELT PEN. BUT PEREZ CAN SNIFF THAT SOMEONE WHO ISN’T HEATH LEDGER IS THINKING ABOUT DRUGS. IT’S OK IF IT’S HEATH.
PEREZ IS SOOOOOOO CLEARLY THE ADULT CHILD OF AN ALCOHOLIC. TIPPER GORE WAS MORE FUN TO HANG OUT WITH THAN PEREZ. AND FOLLOWING HIS DESPERATE 12 STEP WITCH HUNT, HE PUTS UP A BIG AD FOR HIMSELF…..EUWWWW