Mike Guglielmucci knows how old they are
September 1, 2008
Cancer Boy made my heart race too fast last week. I’m too old for the Pentecostal roller coaster these days: Revelations of fake cancer, an addiction to ADULT porn, Today Tonight, a move in PR excellence, and the biggest outpouring of love for fraudsters since Milli Vanilli had to give the Grammy back. And all they did was a little Ashlee Simpson…
I have definitely decided that this is one of my top five TV Evangelist Happenings:
Please comment here as there were many contestants that sprung to mind almost immediately.
My personal top 5 mental health poster children of the TV evangelists would have to be:
5. Pastor Mike Guglielmucci fakes his own bone cancer while writing Christian music about being sick
4. Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker commit every sin against the bible and fashion imaginable. And some no one had thought up.
3. Benny Hinn announces that Jesus Christ will appear on stage with him (you must watch this)
2. Jimmy Swaggart’s biblically spectacular confession of epic proportions
and as I said if you think there’s a stronger contender by all means speak up, but I think the most ingenious and successful fraud campaign by a TV evangelist is
1. Oral Roberts says God will kill him if he doesn’t get 8 million dollars.
It’s my favourite because it’s just straight up spiritual extortion. No two ways about it. Oral was the GodFather of the AoG, the original Organised Criminal of the AoG, the Brando, the Don, whatever you want to call him.
Mikie showed such strong promise as an AoG extortionist, but it’s back to the dungeon for him, until restoration is complete. Mikie’s such an amateur. For one, he admitted he made the whole thing up. Something a true AoG professional would NEVER do. It’s like a magician saying I didn’t really saw the pretty lady in half.
We know you guys make everything up, Cancer Boy. If your legs weren’t broken before, I’d be avoiding dark alleys in the Bible Belt if I were you Mikie.
Last thinkings…Cancer Boy and Daddy Danny have been very specific that Danny was “addicted to ADULT pornography” , just so as you know it wasn’t CHILD porn that made him tell everyone he was terminally ill. What was wrong with the voices from a neighbours dog like the Son of Sam? Ah, the good old days.
Which means Cancer Boy knew the difference between PORN and VERY BAD PORN. Almost like the difference between right and wrong, or having cancer and faking it to get international fame. Amazing lucidity again for someone who pulls out their own hair and rides around in a wheelchair just to get their father’s attention.
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You forgot Mike Warnke.
Mike’s still getting what he wants, fame and attention. I wonder if this can be traced back to a lack of attention as a child?
Good evening people,
Thought I would introduce you to Peter Popoff, of Peter Popoff Ministries.
Have a look at Peter’s site: http://www.peterpopoff.org/index.html
Peter is well and truly into the Word-of-faith Business model and currently reaches millions world wide for Jesus daily.
According to his web-site, he has been instrumental in “spearhead(ing) a massive Bible smuggling crusade that successfully penetrated the Iron Curtain and sparked a revival that continues to this day”.
Peter is a nice guy, that encourages his people to give…
And Peter undoubtedly has many sincere and committed supporters within his ranks, just like many large Churches here and abroad. So far it’s all good…
But I would hope that Peter’s people do their research:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Popoff
James Randi asked some questions about how Peter and this is what he found:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxqRN5vjDHQ&NR=1
Maybe Peter’s people could start by asking for copies of audited financial statements to all related entities in order to put their mind at ease…
dear tanya,
just finished your book.mooved me immensley.GOOD ON YOU for speaking the truth..i once attended a.o.g. church in port macquarie and left of my own free will.had had enough of lies and manipulation.i am a single dad of 2 girls 8 and nearly 12.i have them 100% of the time.so we mooved town due to divorce.joined c.c.c.coffs harbour.after being single for 2.5years tried a 3month relationship.once it finished her lies had me kicked out.pastor told me he had no room for a womaniser and a drug addict.I wish,he spoke with ex a.o.g. pastor and that was his reference.now living port stephens area .still attend churches,even though i agree with all your book.I believe Jesus died on that cross,and spiritual stuff and ”voices” of God that warn me of very important stuff keeps my belief sort of going and also for my kids,but do worry about when they will rebel as i am still a single dad,a man in a womans world..do u still ”believe” love u always… pete
single dads rock….yes, i believe that you can do it, with or without god it’s up to you…