SCANK Rose Kidman Urban is here
July 8, 2008
Like it shouldn’t be illegal for aliens to reproduce.
SCANK girl apparently birthed the future of bad Country and Western music on Monday and called it Sunday Rose. She should have just called it SCANK Rose Cyrus and been honest. SCANK Rose was born in Tennessee and the only thing she has going for her is her mother’s parenting history. If the amount of time SCANK Sr spent with Connor and Isabella, at least this magazine cover child won’t have to spend much time with the Botoxed One inbetween treatments. I’m too depressed thinking about the media we’re still going to have to cop in Australia, given the fame of the SCANKy gang.
All I can think of is SCANK scavenging for those precious stem cells to take home and inject. Or she could freeze them with the embryo SCANK she desperately saved last time. She was trying to prove that Tom was fertile straight and she thinks that by producing a baby the world will see her as a mother. I’m looking forward already to the the SCANKy dearest novel in 30 years time.
Watch for ‘Keith Urban goes back to rehab‘ headlines soon when he realises the scary creature he’s married created. I wonder if SCANK Rose will have a big Ronald McDonald afro like her mother. Watch out for little orphan Annie being reprised in oh say about 8 years from now.
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