We knew nothing! AoG confirms stupidity again!
August 25, 2008
Okely, dokely. So now, Adelaide franchisee pastor Daddy Danny Guglielmucci has read a statement to the shareholders congregation that talks about how he and his wife Shazza and even Cancer Boy Mikie’s Wife Amanda didn’t know a thing.
This is incredible. We’re talking about a man who believes in prosperity theology and faith healing, someone who claimes to know a lot. We’re talking about one of Father Brian’s best buds. You telling me Father Brian didn’t know AGAIN?
This is so weird cos this happens happens all the time. Father Brian never knew about what his dad was doing with young people when it was time to lay hands on them, NOBODY knew about what happened to the girls at Mercy Ministries despite months and months of sending emails to the Nancys and Darlenes of the world.
And now, despite knowing stuff like that he has to buy a piece of land for $28,000,000, Father Brian doesn’t even get told by the Big Guy that his mate’s kid IS FAKING CANCER????!!! Freakier than that, NOT ONE other person around Cancer Boy got told either! Not his father, or any of his international pastor accomplices peers.
I’m shocked. Why does God tell them everything else about who’s good, who’s bad, who to vote for, what to wear, and who to give money to, but not this? I thought these guys were talking on the mainline!
People wonder why I can’t watch Neighbours. It’s not the acting I swear. It’s getting brought up by the Penties, the drama don’t come any better than this!
So here’s my favourite part. As part of his speech to the mentally kidnapped audience Daddy Danny, having finished with how painful the whole cancer thing had been to him and Shaz, announced that Mikie knew what he was doing the whole time, but couldn’t figure a way out. He knew what he was doing when he wrote the song, but he couldn’t tear himself away from being the biggest evangelist hero the world has ever known.
In September in 2006, Mike had an accident and went to hospital. It was at this time, because of his torment of living a double life, Mike thought he could escape the pain by creating a diversion from his addiction to adult pornography, so he created the cancer scenario.
The pain of this addiction was so deep that he started something he couldn’t stop and proceeded on a downward spiral that led to him experiencing pain and suffering that resulted in constant vomiting and many other symptoms of a genuine sufferer.
This goes a long way to prove intent. I would have stuck with a purely psychiatric defense and gone for diminished responsibility. He could have found a good psych with a specialty in Munchausen syndrome. If everyone kept their mouth shut, the way they have so far, the whole thing could have been over in a year. A judge would have given him a good behaviour bond at worst and insanity at best. Counselling and a small donation to the Cancer Council and it’s over.
But DaddyO just couldn’t keep his look-at-me-but-blame-the-porn trap shut.Now there’s clear intent. Now there’s lucidity. Now there’s fraud.
I’m just kicking back waiting for Mikie’s phone billt to come in. Big Daddy Danny will be reading that like a hawk. Hope he doesn’t dial up any of those trillion 1900 numbers. He’s gonna get to know his son like God never told him about before.
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Tanya, I applaud your desire to see accountability within the Pentecostal movement, and a more transparent leadership/ accounting structure, but your use of belittling and derogatory language to describe those within the church who do wrong just makes you seem like a self-important and spoilt teenager. If you want people to respect your opinions then it would be better if you didn’t feel the need to spout hateful language, but instead write maturely. That way you won’t be lumped into the usual “kooky” suspect box.
Hi Tanya,
I did not know you had a blog!
Thought you may apprecaitte this comment from Senior Pastor Phil Baker (Riverview Church in Perth) in an open (response to me when I started asking for questions and requesting financial statements after the BRW published the ‘God’s Millionairres’* article: http://www.rickross.com/reference/hillsong/hillsong10.html
Hey how you doing? Oh it’s not all fixed up yet so I have been shy, but this latest story has got me all jumping on the couch again. But bear with me, good to see you!
Phil Baker feels sorry for everyone who can’t franchise in a remote part of Australia, talk in circles, defy logic on every front, and yet still pay no tax on a top wage.
I feel sorry for Phil cos I don’t think there’s going to be room for him in the bunker when the revolution comes. He sings the company song like a dream, but greater men than he have been burnt by the Don.
Hi Tanya,
I’ve read some of your posts and am wondering whether you are a Christian or not. I would just like to know what perspective you are coming from
Thanks
Hi Tanya, i’m not from your part of the world or in Australia but have a very Aussie fiancee who is a member of Hillsong in Sydney and here in the UK.
I am a Christian but i share some of your views (much to my fiancees annoyance) about the evangelical/penticostal/charasmatic “franchises” that make merchandise out of the people of God, even trying to “sell” Gods grace and salvation! It IS about the bottom line with these folk who waste no time in trying to part you from your cash, usually 5 minutes into the service! However as much as i agree with what you say, there are ways of saying things without you comming off as someone who is bitter and twisted, it makes you sound childish. If you want people to take you seriously with the information you have-which is very needed to keep these monster organizations accountable, then please change your language choice and if you are a Christian, Then add grace and mercy also, even if they villify you, it gives you the moral high ground.
Anyway, God bless!