A Pentecostal President - the End is Nigh
September 3, 2008
This is sooooo Revelation. These words from the Washington Post have rocked my world.
If Sarah Palin and John McCain win this November, she’d surpass John Ashcroft in terms of being the nation’s most famous Pentecostal. She is a member of the Assemblies of God.
So what we’re saying is that this would be President woman
who looks suspiciously like this woman
my personal favourite, of course from 90210, Andrea
would be President of the USA should John McCain make it to Office. A Pentecostal President. I’m all for it.
But can a woman who can’t run her own home, who can’t control her own children possibly run America? After all, her unwed Pentecostal daughter is pregnant.
America’s Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers put it best yesterday in her truly Christian blog the No Sin Zone:
“Candidate for “Vice” President Sarah Palin has finally fessed up that her unmarried teenage daughter has been running around town having unprotected sex. Truly, the Lord Jesus is showing us two things by this sad example of teenage harlotry:
1. That a mother who also engages in sexual activity outside of a traditional, Christian marriage (if you doubt this, check out the birthday of Sarah’s first son — April 20, 1989 — and the date she and her handsome hubby eloped — August 29, 1988!) sets an appalling example for her own children. Indeed, studies from Focus on the Family have proven that harlot mothers wind up with harlot daughters 93.4% of the time. Similar studies by the godly gals at Concerned Women for America have concluded that these poor, impressionable girls learn to strut, show inappropriate décolletage and beguile like pushy prostitutes in their very own living rooms.
2. And a mother who values her career (to the point of abandoning a newborn to campaign 24-7 for a new job in another state) above raising her precious family should not be surprised when she FINALLY steps back inside her family home (if she remembers the address) to find that it has been filled with bastards in her shocking absence!
And, honestly, what is happening to our once-godly country when REPUBLICANS are getting all giddy over a unrepentant harlot? I expect Demoncrats to go for that nonsense, but not the party of God. Please join me in praying to the Lord Jesus that Mr. McCain kick this trash to the curb!”
Stay tuned…
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I don’t know which is more concerning that she is a bat shit crazy fundamentalist who would gladly lead civilization into an apocalypse or that there are people that thinking she isn’t bat shit crazy enough.
I’m loving all the scandals that keep showing up vis a vis this woman. She’s the joke that just keeps on giving.
Apparently she also cut funding to an organisation that gave assistance to teen mothers. Great - force them to give birth, but be sure not to give them any help in raising the kids once they’ve been born. I already despised McCain for being a warmongering sadist, but it looks like he’s demented as well.
I also love what the Rethugs are saying about her having foreign policy experience because Alaska is close to Russia.
The level of fail is almost too much to contemplate.
What we mustn’t underestimate is
a)The stupidity and apathy of a great many Americans. I don’t know that this race is so easily won by Obama. It may be a no brainer from the outside but hey Bush got in again didn’t he.
The fail-o-meter is off the chart but DAMN she’s hot.
If she was a pornstar instead of a politician I’d sign up to her milf site quicker than you can say “guglielmucci”.
Seriously, a gun toteing pentacostal woman who has her own “just days old” child and a knocked up 17 year old daughter, who is also the “anti-christ” for all animal lovers world over… is this the type of person Americans want running their nation??
Right, and they say Canadians are fucked up??
Jesus saves