Amanda Guglielmucci is one smart lady
August 28, 2008
When you’re Married to the Mob, your choices are limited.
Like our own Judy Moran or Roberta Williams , you won’t hear a mobster’s wife dissing her man. But in true Underbelly fashion Amanda knew nothing. She just never made it to the doctor’s with Mike. Not once. Why would she?
Can you imagine your spouse being sick with terminal cancer and not once meeting a doctor? These guys have all kinds of faith.
So Amanda Whoever-she-was before she married big obviously knows her place in the Firm. She likes Mikie and all his mysterious illnesses; she’s probably like a nurse or something helpful like that. Was that is, until she stopped work to care for him.
Daddy Danny with his dodgy goatee has brainwashed this one well. She is able to parrot an AoG response to this problem so well, I want to rush right up to her and throw her a bunch of flowers on stage. She says
“We’re just not going to rush anything, we’re gonna walk through the process, however slowly it needs to happen, in order for the healing and restoration to be complete and then we’ll go from there.”
She’s very smart. The Firm doesn’t approve of resistance. Even if your husband is a porno freak Cancer Boy, you smile and say yes and Jesus loves us. Otherwise you’re history. They’ll paint you up as a frigid psychopath and get everybody on side with the one who was faithful, and didn’t doubt the promises of the National Executive God…
She knows her place, and she’ll be knowing it better when she has to do jail visits. Then she’ll know what being part of the Firm is all about…till death do us part. Still Amanda is a good Christian.
Mrs Guglielmucci said her faith in God had remained unmoved throughout the ordeal.
“At times like this, it’s just a stronger resolve,” she said.
I guess if you can believe the world is 6000 years old and that Cancer Boy was on death’s door you’ll believe that this was God’s will like everything else.
Amanda’s Mikie’s good girl. His really good girl. And that’s just how Mikie likes em.
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What no Jesus troll?
Anywho, yes I am sure Amanda knows how her bread is buttered,
Honestly, after so long wouldn’t the “forgiving, god-loving” woman have realised the guy wasn’t sick?? Or did she think it was all some kind of “praise Jesus!!” holy miracle??
What has your life become Tanya? Blogging about AOG and the evils of church??? Go do something with your life!!
Food for thought. I’ve been too busy laughing at Porn Made Me Fake Cancer to think of the implications of a wife that didn’t go to one… single… doctors… or… specialists… appointment.
In the last couple of years I’ve been admitted to hospital twice. Once for a shoulder injury (that required me to be on morphine because of the pain) and another time for a virus that had laid me low for a while but for the grand finale it kicked the crap out of me.
My wife didn’t want to be anywhere else but by my side.
Probably an excellent move in hindsight, because I probably could have signed out from the hospital and said I had been diagnosed with a terminal illness and therefore had to stay home all the time and play the xbox because anything else would have been completely exhausting.
Yeah, I don’t get it. As if a wife wouldn’t be by his side.
I couldn’t agree more TeeCee, earlier this year my girlfriend had to have her appendix taken out in a hurry. I spent the next 48 hours in the hospital next to her, aside from the surgery of course.
Appendicitis is fairly tame compared to ‘terminal porn-cancer’ Amanda Guglielmucci must have some incredibly faith (read brain washing?) to never need to go in with Mikie and hear from the doctors how he is doing for herself.
Hey, perhaps we were seperated at birth? I’ve been blogging along exactly the same lines on my site. Let’s both keep focusing on the true story: greed and blind ignorance.Good on ya.
You know that Amanda Guglielmucci is one hot piece of ass.
If this whole drama bankrupts them she could always do a shoot for Penthouse or Playboy.
I’m sure that Mike would appreciate the irony of the situation if it ever came to that.
Well how bout you all just go get a life coz clearly you dont have one!
We do have a life.
Socrates once said “The unexamined life is not worth living”.
To blindly believe and fall into line because church leaders would like the whole thing swept under the carpet as quickly as possible is not high up on my list of priorities.
Hi Tanya
I have just read your book. As an ex AoGer I relate to much of what you say. I am impressed with your research. I don’t think you sound bitter at all. You could have ripped the guts out of them but you wrote with candour and respect. I am a Christian but a Pentecostal survivor.
When I was a child my father was a pastor in another Pentecostal denomination and was chucked out one day, without a word. It has been 40 years since then and he still hasn’t been told why.
I have suffered some depression over the years and it was really helpful to read in your book that Pentecostals suffer depression at three times higher the rate of depression than other Protestans. I am a Baptist now but still those early days affect me. Your chapter on Lifton’s thougth reform has confirmed much of what I suspected. Thanks for writing your book.
Finulla