Get your Frankincense ready…
July 2, 2008
The Holy Mother has checked herself into hospital so that the next Shiloh Nouveau (new Messiah) and twin can be born. This is so exciting, not diminished at all by Jennifer Anniston’s grief. Woohoo!!!!!! She’s like the guy who turned down the Beatles. She must kick herself black and blue everyday. Or she should. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…Ange looks so great….

Angelina Jolie has checked into a hospital in the South of France in anticipation of giving birth to twins, the Associated Press reports.
“There’s no urgency,” hospital representative Nadine Bauer tells the AP. “[Jolie's admittance has] been planned for a long time.”
Bauer added, “She’s very well. Everything is fine.”
Jolie and Brad Pitt are expecting their fifth and sixth children. The clan currently consists of Maddox, 6, Pax, 4, Zahara, 3, and Shiloh, 2.
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