Everyone gets their money back!
August 24, 2008
I just remembered I gave $2 million dollars to Mike Guggliemucci for his fake cancer. And now this morning one of Al Cappone’s henchmen, Daddy Danny promised everyone who gave (while neatly avoiding the concept of whether or not this cash was solicited directly) all their money back.
And that’s when I realised.
I gave all that money and never asked for a receipt because I just knew G-d would use to it to further the Kingdom! It’s giving money to Danny I mean Mike I mean sorry God, it’s not giving money to a man. You hand over the cash, G0d sends a coupla archangels down on Tuesdays around 4, and what happens after that is nobody’s business.
Actually I don’t think the Firm should have to pay anyone back at all. The porn made him do it, so basically Larry Flynt and Hugh Hefner have got one hell of a class action coming there way.
Can I blame 80’s sitcoms for making me into the twisted and dangerous one liner that I am today? Or do I have to pay them? I’m going to sue the cast of Cheers. Look at what’s become of me!!!!
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I like the story in the book of Acts where a couple decided they would look great by saying they would give the entire proceeds of the sale of a piece of property to the church - because everyone was doing this at the time in the early church - they were Ananias and Sapphira. They each came seperately and told the disciple Peter this lie (because they kept back part of the proceeds for themselves - claiming to have obtained a lesser amount) and consequently dropped dead in front of him and were carried off and buried for lying to the Holy Spirit.
The fear of God spread throughout the church because of this.
Where are the prophets like that… you seem to know it all Tanya… are you a prophet?
You do seem to have much to say, so are you motivated by money too? People only tend to point out the faults in others that they hate about themselves - its called projection.
I’m not defending fraudulent leaders, not at all. We are repeatedly warned this stuff is going to happen in scriptures, it is merely a sign to say WAKE UP!!!
You too are going to have to give your account soon to the Judge. Life is too short.
That’s why Jesus says, do not judge… why do think?
Because he’s the only one qualified to do the job.
He said… Let him who is without sin (Christ is the only sinless one I know of personally) cast the first stone….
The law kills … the spriit gives life.
No doubt, there is the great and terrible day of the Lord coming.. so who do you say He is?
So far, you’ve called him a liar, and are trying to do His job of judging so I don’t like your odds but hey… thats for Him to Judge
I think you get a kick out of this just because it takes the focus off your own life. your own accountability.
Shalom (peace … or hush!)
The measure you measure with will be measured to you.
Be grateful you have this day, because He gave it to you.
Use your life for good.
You know the truth, stop sitting on the fence.
Christianity is so attractive with the great and terrible day of the Lord approaching.
I asked the Rabbi. He said people confuse being a civilian with being G-d. It is for G-d to judge but for the people to forgive but not to forget.
I get a kick out of anything that distracts me from my own life, so do a lot of people.
And in case this measure gets used against me, I will never say I was sent from G-d. I was sent by Blind Freddie.
In the bible, when Jesus came accross Zaccheus the very rich Tax collector, he was so convicted of his sin of stealing money from the people that he said he would give half his possesions away to the poor and to the people he defrauded, four times as much…
Luke 19vs 8
Check it out for yourself. Maybe you’re up for 8 mill rather than 2mill as you claim. ka- ching!
Enjoy your day.
Blessings to you and your people.
Shalom.
References from the Holy Bible:
Matt 7:1-2
Matt 12: 38 -40
Luke 19: 1 -10 - Story of Zaccheus the chief tax collector
Acts 5 - Annanias & Sapphira lie
Acts 12:20-24 Herrod blasphemes & dies
Thanks Trudi, That was Zaccheus.
We’re yet to hear from the man himself. His father is speaking for him, which may be half the problem
Shalom
What is the point of a Saviour coming to save us, if nothing to be saved from?
If you don’t believe in Hell, again you call Him a liar.
He is a consuming fire.
(Remember Moses, mountain, earthquake, dead complaining hebrews?)
He has not changed.
He cannot lie.
Do you believe this?
God provided a way of approach. And yes he is fully approachable, you just have to know how…
The only Way is through his Son who is the perfect covering that makes us acceptable to Him.
God has every just reason to destroy us, but provides a way by faith in His son.
If you choose to reject such a precious gift, by default you are barbequed! It’s true. I make no apologies for this teaching. It is what keeps you from sinning against God and man.
Nothing unholy can live in the prescence of the Holy God.
They don’t preach it much anymore because it makes people squirm and uncomfortable.
But imagine how uncomfortable being crucified was.
He knows everything about you Tanya, why do you persecute Him?
He saw you as a child, He knows your intimate details…
AND through it all He loves (by his actions ie died painfully for you- not warm fuzzy feeling)
He died for the world when the whole world hated him.
Would you die for someone who hated you?
Us humans are too selfish, only a God like person could do that.
Remember you are upset that your version of God is attacked. Yours is but one interpretation, your own. So to represent God yourself is kinda a big call.
Shalom.
Proverbs 13:1 A wise son accepts his father’s discipline, But a scoffer does not listen to rebuke.
Proverbs 13: 13 -14 The one who despises the word will be in debt to it, But the one who fears the commandment will be rewarded.
The teaching of the wise is a fountain of life, to turn aside from the snares of death.
He who walks with the wise grows wise… walk with Jesus,
stop running from him Tanya.
I’m not running. I’m sitting. I’m too lazy to run. I”m here. If anyone wants me, I’m here.
Wow trudi knows jesus personally? she must be pretty damn old
Trudi, I think you’ll be interested to know that God can do what he likes. So if he wants to lie, he can.
Who are you to make that decision for him?
Who are you to limit what he can and can not do?
I also love the fact that these fundies can only ever recite one scripture as far as judgement is concerned. Theres a WHOLE bible, and they nit pick you with only one.
If I were you, I would study harder. That’s what they teach you in high school. Why don’t they teach you that in Church? After all, they do promote it as a place of learning and growth for the rest of your life.
Hebrews 6 vs 18 states clearly:
God cannot lie.
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Satan is the Father of all Lies.
I am so glad you are interested in the whole Bible “Jam”.
What is the most important commandment in the Bible to you?
Respectfully and sincerely,
Blessings to you
Trudi.
Trudi sounds like she needs a decent education, so we can’t be too hard on her. She’s been hamstrung by her religion.
Trudi the bible is a book, a grossly overrated, ill constructed, poorly written book, there are some gems in there, but nothing that has not been articulated, written or voiced in a myriad of other cultures.
Jesus, if he existed is dead. Long dead. Even as a human philosopher he is underwhelming.
If you want to engage in discussion then bring your brain to the table and leave the bible quotes at home.