SCANK Rose Kidman Urban is here
July 8, 2008
Like it shouldn’t be illegal for aliens to reproduce.
SCANK girl apparently birthed the future of bad Country and Western music on Monday and called it Sunday Rose. She should have just called it SCANK Rose Cyrus and been honest. SCANK Rose was born in Tennessee and the only thing she has going for her is her mother’s parenting history. If the amount of time SCANK Sr spent with Connor and Isabella, at least this magazine cover child won’t have to spend much time with the Botoxed One inbetween treatments. I’m too depressed thinking about the media we’re still going to have to cop in Australia, given the fame of the SCANKy gang.
All I can think of is SCANK scavenging for those precious stem cells to take home and inject. Or she could freeze them with the embryo SCANK she desperately saved last time. She was trying to prove that Tom was fertile straight and she thinks that by producing a baby the world will see her as a mother. I’m looking forward already to the the SCANKy dearest novel in 30 years time.
Watch for ‘Keith Urban goes back to rehab‘ headlines soon when he realises the scary creature he’s married created. I wonder if SCANK Rose will have a big Ronald McDonald afro like her mother. Watch out for little orphan Annie being reprised in oh say about 8 years from now.
Here’s what dlisted said:
Shut up Perez and get to Al-Anon
July 5, 2008
One has to check with Perez Hilton even if one has to look away from his uncanny resemblance to Big Gay Al. i LOVE BGA how dare Mario try to impersonate him.But the reason he makes me sick to my stomach is for stuff like this:
Just Askin’
Filed under: Courtney Love > Frances Bean Cobain 
Frances Bean Cobain picks up a coffee in Malibu on Thursday and displays some weird markings all over her arm.
Why would she scribble all over herself???
Was she drunk/high????
Frances Bean, you need to stay far FAR away from the drugs, honey!
Just sayin’!
[Image via National Photo Group.]
WHO IS HE TO COMMENT LIKE A GRANDMOTHER ABOUT FRANCES BEAN? CLEARLY SHE’S A LITTLE EMO, AS WE ALL WOULD BE, AND SHE TOOK TO HERSELF WITH SOME ANGE LIKE MARKINGS WITH A FELT PEN. BUT PEREZ CAN SNIFF THAT SOMEONE WHO ISN’T HEATH LEDGER IS THINKING ABOUT DRUGS. IT’S OK IF IT’S HEATH.
PEREZ IS SOOOOOOO CLEARLY THE ADULT CHILD OF AN ALCOHOLIC. TIPPER GORE WAS MORE FUN TO HANG OUT WITH THAN PEREZ. AND FOLLOWING HIS DESPERATE 12 STEP WITCH HUNT, HE PUTS UP A BIG AD FOR HIMSELF…..EUWWWW
I hate Peter Cook
July 4, 2008
Who does this guy think he is? Not only did he cheat on a supermodel, but he picked on Billy Joel’s daughter!!! I HATE HIM. I’m so glad Christie is sharing him with the world. And the loser was that guy that threatens to kill himself when you break up with him who is over the age of 14. He could have done the world a favour, but he couldn’t go through with that either. People magazine says:
Brinkley detailed a call she received from Cook shortly after she discovered news of his shocking affair in 2006, describing her estranged husband as being hysterical and suicidal. “He was sobbing and said he was driving erratically and that, ‘I’m going to drive into a tree,’” Brinkley said on the stand. “I said, ‘Pull over. You need help.’ He said, ‘No, I’m going to kill myself.’ Then I spent the rest of the day trying to find a place he could go to get help.”
I think I dated him a few times. Can he get any worse?
People then tells us that
Christie Brinkley and Diana Bianchi Photo by: Lisa Mauceri / INF; Mary Altaffer / AP
After a long day on the witness stand, Brinkley told reporters she wanted to let Diana Bianchi, 21, know that she forgives her.
“I’d just like to say after two days of testimony that I can’t help but think about Diana Bianchi, and I want her and her family to know that I feel really badly for them,” said Brinkley. “I feel bad for her and I forgive her completely.”
“She was manipulated.”
A source says that on Wednesday, Bianchi approached Brinkley’s daughter Alexa Joel, 20, outside the courtroom and apologized.
“Diana said, ‘I am sorry for the pain I have caused you and your family,’” says the source. “Alexa then hugged her and said, ‘We have all been through a lot.’”
Now that’s the attitude. She knows who Alexa Ray Joel is. She’s like the Shiloh of the late 80’s. I don’t care who she looks like. She’s CoverGirl royalty.
Uncle Billy Joel is here to help…it’s getting better
July 3, 2008
picture AP
Christie Brinkley’s husband is gross. She’s so grateful to the 18 year old with a cop for a stepfather for showing her the truth. The best part of this story wasn’t about his icky porn addiction or his incredible stupidity. The best part is
“Cohen said Brinkley is a doting mother whose work schedule revolves around her children. Her ex-husband, pop singer Billy Joel, is also involved in their lives.
“Uncle Billy is around to support these kids,” said Cohen.
Alexa Ray Joel, 22, the daughter of Brinkley and Joel, will be called to testify about Cook’s “constant criticism of Alexa,” said Cohen.” Who would be mean to Alexa Ray?? I love Alexa Ray. Remember the Matter of Trust video when she was a baby and everything was GOOD in the world…? So does Peter Cook and he’s taken it out on Alexa, and Uncle Billy as well…if Christie’s kids don’t want him will he be my Uncle Billy? Stay tuned Alex a will testify…
Get your Frankincense ready…
July 2, 2008
The Holy Mother has checked herself into hospital so that the next Shiloh Nouveau (new Messiah) and twin can be born. This is so exciting, not diminished at all by Jennifer Anniston’s grief. Woohoo!!!!!! She’s like the guy who turned down the Beatles. She must kick herself black and blue everyday. Or she should. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…Ange looks so great….
Angelina Jolie has checked into a hospital in the South of France in anticipation of giving birth to twins, the Associated Press reports.
“There’s no urgency,” hospital representative Nadine Bauer tells the AP. “[Jolie's admittance has] been planned for a long time.”
Bauer added, “She’s very well. Everything is fine.”
Jolie and Brad Pitt are expecting their fifth and sixth children. The clan currently consists of Maddox, 6, Pax, 4, Zahara, 3, and Shiloh, 2.
more messiah news here
I’m so looking forward to this one
July 2, 2008
CENTRAL ISLIP, N.Y. — There’s not much the public hasn’t seen of Christie Brinkley.
Whether it’s in next-to-nothing swimsuits in Sports Illustrated or starring in ex-husband Billy Joel’s rock videos or in countless boldface tabloid mentions, the quintessential California blond cover girl has become a fixture on the cultural landscape.
And now Brinkley’s divorce from her fourth husband, Hamptons architect Peter Cook, is about to be aired in full public view as a trial opens Wednesday on Long Island.
It’s rare for divorce cases to go to trial and be open to the public. Brinkley, 54, opposed a move by a legal guardian for her children that would have closed the proceedings to the public, apparently comfortable with the prospect that Cook’s alleged affair with an 18-year-old employee and other intimate details of their 10-year marriage will be ripe for public consumption.