Sarah Palin To Be Scratched Before the Race: My Melbourne Cup tip
September 17, 2008
Our international readers may not know this but on the same day as the Americans will be casting their vote for President, Australians will be gambling on a multi-million dollar race. Those in the state of Victoria will have a public holiday for a 3 minute event. Being Australian on Melbourne Cup day almost eradicates any authority I may have to discuss world politics.
November 4 2008 is all about hats and gambling and champagne. The punters probably have done more study than the voters, but it’s all about winning and money.
Most racehorses have a longer resume than Sarah Palin but that’s not the problem.
It’s not that she’s an unknown quantity. The scary thing is we know EXACTLY what she is all about.
This article (thanks Paully) outlines the proof that Sarah Palin is a fundamentalist Christian with a biblical world view. She has never shown anything else. We don’t really need proof. It’s all right there in the puddin’.
As history has shown us, high up fundamentalists in positions of power didn’t get there by the grace of God. They got there using Assemblies of God marketing techniques, and Pentecostal beliefs.
They are generally corrupt, or have been involved in some corruption that is big enough to be unveiled. You just don’t get there without it and she’s already up for questioning in TrooperGate.
Can she make it to the Cup? Will the necessarily scandalous AoG background prevent her from ever getting there? Maybe when it all comes out, Betty Bowers, America’s best Christian could take over.
The Firm’s silencing techniques have worked! Hallelujah!
September 13, 2008
It doesn’t look like Cancer Boy is going to be in any trouble at all if the latest news is anything to go by.
According to the Adelaide Advertiser
“The police say while they have taken a “very proactive approach to it”, no one had made a formal complaint.”
That’s so not true. I was just getting my $2 million dollar claim formalised.
After all, can we so soon forget? Is someone going to make a formal complaint or what? This is the time, I tell ya, to have recovered memories of donations you made to the guy in the chair above for no reason. It’s a bit like fake cancer, only different.
See, they’ve already started paying:
” “Unless further information comes to light or people that may have been affected by Mr Guglielmucci action’s come forward, no further police investigations are likely,” he said.
At the centre of the inquiry was a website, established by a friend of Mr Guglielmucci, asking for donations to the Praying Together for Mike Guglielmucci cancer cause.
“We have tracked that but as far as monetary amounts are concerned, we can’t comment on that,” Det-Supt Jeffery said.
Despite two people complaining to The Advertiser about feeling duped after donating money to cause, police said the majority of people who gave money were interstate.
No one has yet made any formal complaint to police interstate.
Mr Guglielmucci’s father, Danny, the founder of Edge Church at Reynella, yesterday confirmed four people had received refunds after writing to a post office box the church established.
“They were small amounts,” a spokesman said yesterday.”
REFUNDS?????!!!!!
DO YOU HEAR THAT WORD REFUNDS? IT’S MY FAVOURITE WORD AFTER CREDIT!!!
Small amounts means they put away sooooo much more expecting huge claims and they can’t believe every single person who gave feels too guilty and hell-bound if they ask for their money back…Brainwashing is a mighty mighty tool.
I’m going to my room to cry.
Pastor Sarah Palin is Killing Me Harshly
September 4, 2008
thanks to Mrs. Betty Bowers
The horror movie that is the Republican Party of the United States of America has got me hiding under the bed typing this. I have a fork here and I’m going to stab myself with it if I ever hear the words “President John McCain.”
In the place where the books say my heart is supposed to be, I thought I felt something shift the other day, when I heard that the Republican party had chosen a female running mate for McCain.
Of course Golda Meir was what I imagined
It felt like the girls at work describe hope, and I think that’s what it was. Feminazis such as my good self imagine all kinds of wondrous female candidates that could organise the changing of catheter with the changing of the national healthcare system. But he chose Sarah Palin.
Now Ilona and I have long held a theory on girls called Sarah. They’re so pleasant. They’re so carrot cake. They seem to be quality people but their enigma is in their ongoing wholesomeness. Their baby clothes were Laura Ashley. They’re Sarah. We can’t figure it out. Sarahs. It’s like you have to exhale while you say it and smile. Sa-rahh. Nice.
And to find out the next day she a Sarah and that she is AoG, is nothing but crushing.
This is a person who believes in the Rapture and that while she is Vice or even President should she could suddenly be taken up by Jesus leaving us the whole rest of the world without a leader apart from Our Kevin. Which would be perfectly fine. He’s like a blond Barack. Sarah Palin believes that she could disappear suddenly if the Lord decides not to tarry, as they say, and she would be taken up as a righteous born again Christian to heaven where she belongs and where she can wait to judge the rest of the world.
But the thing I find most shattering about this situation is that if only I’d played the game, I could have been Sarah. I listen to her speak familiar fundie venomous self-righteousness sounds like an AoG Pastor Off The Rack. She displays the evangelicals she represents as the insular judgemental arrogant fruitcakes they are. Please, do yourself a favour check out her tone. She has watched so much Joyce Meyer, she’s surprised she can even be in the same room as you without feeling sick you wretched sinner.
If only I’d stuck around, and taken advantage of the magnificent brainwashing technology and techniques that were available instead of poo-pooing them, I could have been Sarah Palin. She’s had the world’s best training in convincing people that she’s real and that they should give her their power and money. I had that education and I threw it away!
She’s a wishlist gift to the Republican party. She don’t need to tell you God’s on her side, honey, cos you already know.
Fundamentalist Christians are going to get disgustingly paralyticly drunk with power and fear as Pastor Palin gets closer to the White House. It means Jesus is coming. And not everyone’s ready. Except for these people.
You can see how hard she’s believing for that Oval Office. I bet she’s got a picture of the President’s Desk on her fridge and she and her slutty children pray over it every day and believe God for a miracle.
Today I thank FSM for David Letterman because he makes me giggle. Why can’t he be President?
A Pentecostal President - the End is Nigh
September 3, 2008
This is sooooo Revelation. These words from the Washington Post have rocked my world.
If Sarah Palin and John McCain win this November, she’d surpass John Ashcroft in terms of being the nation’s most famous Pentecostal. She is a member of the Assemblies of God.
So what we’re saying is that this would be President woman
who looks suspiciously like this woman
my personal favourite, of course from 90210, Andrea
would be President of the USA should John McCain make it to Office. A Pentecostal President. I’m all for it.
But can a woman who can’t run her own home, who can’t control her own children possibly run America? After all, her unwed Pentecostal daughter is pregnant.
America’s Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers put it best yesterday in her truly Christian blog the No Sin Zone:
“Candidate for “Vice” President Sarah Palin has finally fessed up that her unmarried teenage daughter has been running around town having unprotected sex. Truly, the Lord Jesus is showing us two things by this sad example of teenage harlotry:
1. That a mother who also engages in sexual activity outside of a traditional, Christian marriage (if you doubt this, check out the birthday of Sarah’s first son — April 20, 1989 — and the date she and her handsome hubby eloped — August 29, 1988!) sets an appalling example for her own children. Indeed, studies from Focus on the Family have proven that harlot mothers wind up with harlot daughters 93.4% of the time. Similar studies by the godly gals at Concerned Women for America have concluded that these poor, impressionable girls learn to strut, show inappropriate décolletage and beguile like pushy prostitutes in their very own living rooms.
2. And a mother who values her career (to the point of abandoning a newborn to campaign 24-7 for a new job in another state) above raising her precious family should not be surprised when she FINALLY steps back inside her family home (if she remembers the address) to find that it has been filled with bastards in her shocking absence!
And, honestly, what is happening to our once-godly country when REPUBLICANS are getting all giddy over a unrepentant harlot? I expect Demoncrats to go for that nonsense, but not the party of God. Please join me in praying to the Lord Jesus that Mr. McCain kick this trash to the curb!”
Stay tuned…
Katie Milligan is hot! hot! hot!
September 2, 2008
Katie Milligan is the new feminist black.
I’m totally into this chick. She wants to make this relationship work.
Katie will now be famous for:
Going out with a football player from Cronulla who smashed her face with a glass.
Standing by her man, a football player from Cronulla who smashed her in the face with a glass. And then tried to set up his best childhood friend to cover for him. Just quietly you know. Katie told the Daily Telegraph yesterday
“I want people to know that Greg and I are still very much together,” she said. “Yes, I still love him.”
Katie should so be on the cover of Dolly Magazine next month!
OMG! What does a guy have to do to tell a girl it’s over? If my boyfriend did that to me, I would totally take the hint. Yeah, even me.
Mike Guglielmucci knows how old they are
September 1, 2008
Cancer Boy made my heart race too fast last week. I’m too old for the Pentecostal roller coaster these days: Revelations of fake cancer, an addiction to ADULT porn, Today Tonight, a move in PR excellence, and the biggest outpouring of love for fraudsters since Milli Vanilli had to give the Grammy back. And all they did was a little Ashlee Simpson…
I have definitely decided that this is one of my top five TV Evangelist Happenings:
Please comment here as there were many contestants that sprung to mind almost immediately.
My personal top 5 mental health poster children of the TV evangelists would have to be:
5. Pastor Mike Guglielmucci fakes his own bone cancer while writing Christian music about being sick
4. Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker commit every sin against the bible and fashion imaginable. And some no one had thought up.
3. Benny Hinn announces that Jesus Christ will appear on stage with him (you must watch this)
2. Jimmy Swaggart’s biblically spectacular confession of epic proportions
and as I said if you think there’s a stronger contender by all means speak up, but I think the most ingenious and successful fraud campaign by a TV evangelist is
1. Oral Roberts says God will kill him if he doesn’t get 8 million dollars.
It’s my favourite because it’s just straight up spiritual extortion. No two ways about it. Oral was the GodFather of the AoG, the original Organised Criminal of the AoG, the Brando, the Don, whatever you want to call him.
Mikie showed such strong promise as an AoG extortionist, but it’s back to the dungeon for him, until restoration is complete. Mikie’s such an amateur. For one, he admitted he made the whole thing up. Something a true AoG professional would NEVER do. It’s like a magician saying I didn’t really saw the pretty lady in half.
We know you guys make everything up, Cancer Boy. If your legs weren’t broken before, I’d be avoiding dark alleys in the Bible Belt if I were you Mikie.
Last thinkings…Cancer Boy and Daddy Danny have been very specific that Danny was “addicted to ADULT pornography” , just so as you know it wasn’t CHILD porn that made him tell everyone he was terminally ill. What was wrong with the voices from a neighbours dog like the Son of Sam? Ah, the good old days.
Which means Cancer Boy knew the difference between PORN and VERY BAD PORN. Almost like the difference between right and wrong, or having cancer and faking it to get international fame. Amazing lucidity again for someone who pulls out their own hair and rides around in a wheelchair just to get their father’s attention.